DOOMED TO HIPPY HELL?

I think you all should know, I just stepped out of a shower where I tried out my new Happy Hippy Shower Gel, and I can feel my aura centralizing already! The fragrance was orgasmic, something like grapefruit meringue pie. My kids sent me the Wild Child gift set from Lush fresh handmade cosmetics (www.lush.com) for Mother's Day this year. In addition to my mellow yellow hair and body gel, the set included a chocolate Whipstick Lip Balm, Rock Star Soap, and Flosty Gritter (as spelled by Noriko) Bubble Bar. Just one thing worries me. According to one of the product reviews I read on their website, if you use Happy Hippy to shave your armpits, which I did, you just might be doomed to Hippy Hell!