QUOTE OF THE DAY - Dolly and Her Girls

In case you are wondering if all my stories are factual, or if I am a rampant embellisher, I will have to say that I have the Dolly Parton attitude towards this. When asked whether her girls were real or enhanced, she is said to have replied "I'll never tell! But I'm the kind of girl, if I didn't have them naturally, I'd have them made." You see, I feel no compunction whatsoever when it comes to exaggerating for the sake of a good story. According to Pamela Arnosky, it's every Texan's God-given right to do so. However, with the friends and family I have been blessed with, constantly providing me with such outstanding material? Well, I just never felt the need.